Baby doll, the only cure for this twisted mind is to entertain it, and you were born with the remedy. eh p much a homestuck blog. hella lot of fanart from a hella lot of shit here...lotta regular art too man i lovin' on art.
you can ship two people of the same gender as a platonic “brotp” without being homophobic (ﾉ ◕ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
you can ship two people of the same gender romantically/sexually without being a queer fetishizer ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ヮ ◕ヽ)
you can ship two people of the same gender both platonically and romantically and oh my god stop automatically assuming someone’s ship choices are motivated by bigotry ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home
I CNAT BRETHA
What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”
What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.
i had a dream i didnt know i was pregnant and then i was like “SHIT IVE BEEN DRINKING ALCOHOL THE ENtiRE TIME” and then i got to go to the hospital and ride in a wheelchair and the nurse was like ‘we have to stretch ur vagina with an eggplant to prepare” and i was like, yeah, sounds legit
but in the end it turned out i wasnt actually pregnant
I’m tempted to do a giveaway next time I feel the urge to make a bunch of home-made jams and jellies
would you guys be interested in that
giveaway you mean givetome right