Baby doll, the only cure for this twisted mind is to entertain it, and you were born with the remedy. eh p much a homestuck blog. hella lot of fanart from a hella lot of shit here...lotta regular art too man i lovin' on art.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“failed attempts to write a love poem”
you can ship two people of the same gender as a platonic “brotp” without being homophobic (ﾉ ◕ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
you can ship two people of the same gender romantically/sexually without being a queer fetishizer ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ヮ ◕ヽ)
you can ship two people of the same gender both platonically and romantically and oh my god stop automatically assuming someone’s ship choices are motivated by bigotry ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
What It’s Like to be Black
nailed it.
omfg
IM DONE.
ITS BACK!!!! YESS
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my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home
I CNAT BRETHA
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she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
227 miles long, 18 miles wide, and 1 mile deep
happy birthday to me, inspired by this~
What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”
What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.
1 DONT DO TH4T TONGU3 TH1NG
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SSSSTH
i had a dream i didnt know i was pregnant and then i was like “SHIT IVE BEEN DRINKING ALCOHOL THE ENtiRE TIME” and then i got to go to the hospital and ride in a wheelchair and the nurse was like ‘we have to stretch ur vagina with an eggplant to prepare” and i was like, yeah, sounds legit
but in the end it turned out i wasnt actually pregnant
He is trying to explain that not getting laid (incel means involuntary celibate) is a violation of his civil rights and a grossly overlooked injustice. He is completely serious. This is his blog.
what a fucking creepy fucker
Oh my fucking GOD. What an entitled little douche.
“BEING WITHOUT A RELATIONSHIP AND SEX AGAINST YOUR WILL FOR OVER 6 MONTHS” cry me a river
what is that civil rights analogy even
Dear guys who don’t understand why women are often cagey around you:
These men walk among you and are indistinguishable from you until it’s too late.
From his About Me: “I want to share the idea that governments have to help people get partners.”
Suddenly, in a totally unrelated coincident, I have a brilliant and terrifying idea for a new dystopian fiction setting.
OH MY GOD. I cannot with Nice Guys™ like this. FUCK.
I’ll try to contain my rage with a nice numbered list of why he is SO fucking wrong. Ahem.
- Women are often single too, even when they don’t want to be. Nobody is entitled to a relationship with anyone. Period.
- Comparing women to restaurants is disgusting and objectifying. Stop.
- Comparing the civil rights movement to you not getting laid is also disgusting. Stop that too.
- You may not like being single, but that is not, in any way shape or form, oppression.
- You are probably single “against your will” because you view women as restaurants that have an obligation to service you.
- If we really wanted to help people who felt depressed because they were single, a big step would be teaching them that they don’t need a relationship to be validated and happy, NOT trying to match people up with tax money (honestly, I read it twice, and I still don’t know exactly what it is that you’re proposing).
- You clearly have a warped view of women, the civil rights movement, and oppression and you are awful. STAHP.
As was mentioned before, things like this are a big reason women have trouble trusting men. The predators, the Nice Guys™, the creeps, the guys who feel entitled to women, they’re all out there, masquerading as decent dudes.
I’m tempted to do a giveaway next time I feel the urge to make a bunch of home-made jams and jellies
would you guys be interested in that
giveaway you mean givetome right
Reversed cotton candy eating.
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people who have the same name as me are competition
